Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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