I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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