I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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