I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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