Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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