"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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