my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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