I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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