I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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