He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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