she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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