She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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