Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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