forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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