Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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