Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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