I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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