I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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