literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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