Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do plants get herpes?
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