i just had sex bonerless
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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