That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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