You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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