She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
