ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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