Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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