At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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