David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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