Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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