my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My breasts were aching with rage.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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