He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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