id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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