great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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