In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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