ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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