so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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