yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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