I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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