Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize
