I didn't shave. On purpose
from now on my penis is your penis
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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