You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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