my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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