my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You need a sexual gate keeper
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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