David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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