I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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