Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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