absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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