Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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