chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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