So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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