my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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