All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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