You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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