nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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