How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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