i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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