why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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